you're one shape-shifting tango.

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

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how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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hangthecode:

Hipster Will

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zoey-pipebomb:

warallthetime:

all of them please

I have one like in the top picture! Kim and Ken gave it to me as a christmas present x)

I play left out.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Other people during finals:

10knotes:

 

Me during finals:

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teamempireclothing:

Charlotte Caron

this is amazing!

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boomshakalakalakaboom:

saypirworf:

Last year I tied a disposable camera to a fence and left a little sign telling people to take pictures.  This is part 1 of the results.

This idea was stolen from The Plug, a fantastic online zine that you should definitely peruse.

omg

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